Max Payne Short Review by Kiva microfinance :


Max Payne


Short Review by Kiva microfinance : Seven years since Max Payne brought bullet time into videogames on the back of its jaw-dropping effect on cinema audiences, the action goes back to the big screen in this belated adaptation. Mark Wahlberg has stepped up to star as the titular maverick cop on the hunt for those responsible for the brutal murder of his family, and a journey into the underworld.
The original third person shooter videogame had close allusions to film with cinematic story sequences and noir-style night and rain devouring every moment. However, the main appeal of Max Payne was the ability to shoot the bad guys in the same "bullet time" style seen in The Matrix while leaping between crates or through doorways – a simple gimmick which was stretched over two games. Controlling Max around mainly enclosed spaces, killing everything that moved with the ease of slow motion became famous for its novelty factor when bullet time was still creating a buzz and The Matrix sequels were being anticipated rather than lambasted. In bringing the game to screen, the filmmakers will need to work on giving us more than just this borrowed element to make an engrossing film - especially as it’s not clear if this novelty value is being exploited.
The last time Wahlberg was cast as a no-nonsense killer was in The Shooter, a run-of-the-mill revenge thriller. His chiselled features were wasted on a bland character and even blander story, but Max Payne has the advantage of its noir style to help develop the tortured soul’s bid to bring his family’s murderers to justice. Of course, being Max Payne there has to be copious amounts of violence but, done right, the dark undertones could be amplified by the gunfire rather than provide the padding.
Whether it achieves this aim could be reliant not on Wahlberg’s performance, but on those around him. The presence of Ludacris and Nelly Furtado, more famed for their music than acting ability, and Chris O’Donnell, normally associated with average studio fare than hits, gives the impression we could be in for a rough ride. Director John Moore’s CV is sketchy: his previous high profile movies such as The Omen, Flight of the Phoenix and Behind Enemy Lines were workmanlike and there’s no getting away from the fact Max Payne is hardly a gaming household name anymore. The film is billed to include enemies from beyond the natural world too, a fantasy element not normally used in classic noir or even more modern day fare such as Sin City.
Max Payne will not be aiming to shoot the bullseye of taste with the average movie fan: it’s most likely to fall into that limbo of gamers wanting to see how their hero has been presented on the big screen and those looking for a simple actioner. If it achieves any more, then it will be considered a huge success for all involved.




Director: John Moore
Runtime: 1 hr 40 mins
Genre: Action/Adventure
Starring: Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis, Beau Bridges, Chris "Ludacris" Bridges
Theatrical Release:Oct 17, 2008 Wide


Labor pains (2009) Review by Patty Moliterno:


Labor pains (2009)



Short Review by Patty Moliterno: Thea, played by Lindsay Lohan, is a young adult forced to give up all her dreams. She had to quit college to care for her younger sister after both their parents died. She is working at a dead end job as a secretary in a publishing firm for a boss (Jerry, played by Chris Parnell) that is rude, demeaning and obnoxious. She is behind on the rent and is dating a man who doesn’t see the need for responsibility. Life for Thea stinks, until she lies about being pregnant. When Thea is about to be fired, she tells Jerry she is pregnant in order to keep her job.
Thea is now forced to pretend to be pregnant for awhile, however, as time goes on, instead of pretending a miscarriage, Thea continues with the pregnancy. She likes all the good things that have happened in her life since she “became pregnant,” including her promotion and relationship with Nick (Luke Kirby), who happens to be Jerry’s brother. She also likes how people treat her now that she is pregnant. Eventually, things begin to unravel for Thea.
Negative Content: I was surprised how little bad language was in this film, because it did receive a PG-13 rating. Skank, Oh My G-d, A-s, are just some of the words used in this film, along with phrases like “do the nasty” and “knocked up.” However, the PG-13 rating was probably due to the absurd scenes that were far too sexual. In an office setting, a man gyrates with his hips and comments that Thea’s boyfriend is a “very lucky guy.” In a birthing class, the instructor asks for a male volunteer to help her demonstrate a position for easing labor pains. She is on all fours and has him hold her from behind and begins rocking. She makes it into a sexual encounter with the man, as his wife and birthing class watch. This scene was not funny and was extremely awkward.

In addition, Thea is a compulsive liar. She lies to her landlord, her boss, her sister, etc. These lies make it possible for the viewer to believe she could lie about being pregnant. As the “pregnancy” progresses, Thea is forced to tell bigger lies to cover other lies.
Thea and her friend are often seen smoking. Thea is also seen drinking on several occasions.
There is a scene where Thea and her sister are fighting over the pregnancy belly. They are seen rolling around on the floor, hitting and kicking. Thea also wears very low cut tops and short skirts (typical Lindsay Lohan attire).
Positive Content: Thea has been taking care of her sister since their mom and dad died. She views this as an important responsibility. She is not angry or bitter about life or the hand she has been dealt; she just accepts that things are what they are. This is a nice change from the typical movie which portrays life events as some horrible injustice.

Motherhood is portrayed in a very positive light in this movie, and although, Thea is not really pregnant, she begins to make life changes that would be healthy for a pregnancy, such as giving up smoking and drinking, taking prenatal vitamins, etc.
Lindsay eventually has to “give up” the act and accept the consequences of her lies and deceit. Eventually, all of us are forced to do the same. We will all be held accountable. 1 Peter 4:5 says “But they will have to give account to Him who is ready to judge the living and the dead”.
While this movie had some likeable moments, it was far too predictable. In addition, for a comedy, there were too few laughs and too many moments where I just sat and wondered what the producers were thinking. This movie was released straight to DVD for a reason—it is a mediocre movie. Although, it had a likeable storyline, it was slow  and not funny.
Would I recommend this movie?—Not really. However, if you are truly bored and decide to rent a movie, and your first 20 choices are not available, this might be an option. I would, also, expect a true Lindsay Lohan fan to enjoy this film, as well as many teenage girls.




Director: Lara Shapiro
Genre: Romance, Comedy
Length: 1 hr. 29 min.
Year of Release: 2009
USA Release: TV Premiere: July 19, 2009
August 4, 2009
Cast: Lindsay Lohan, Janeane Garofalo, Aaron Yoo, Cheryl Hines, Bonnie Somerville, Bridgit Mendler, Tracee Ellis Ross, Willie Garson, Creed Bratton, Shirly Brener,







Jeepers Creepers (2001) Review by Nix:


Jeepers Creepers (2001)



Short Review by Nix: Movies like “Jeepers Creepers” gives me hope that the Teen Slasher genre still has some life left in it. Written and directed by Victor Salva (”Powder”), the film follows college students Trish (Gina Philips) and her brother Darry (Justin Long) on their way home from school for a vacation. Finding themselves on what appears to be a long stretch of empty road somewhere in the Midwest, the siblings encounter a creature (called the Creeper, played by Jonathan Breck) that tries to run them off the road with his large, modified truck (although it looks more like an armored car).
Later, and further up the road, the siblings spot the Creeper dumping bodies into a sewer pipe. Always the curious kind, Darry decides to make sure he saw what he thought he saw despite Trish’s warnings. As it turns out, Darry saw exactly what he thought he saw — an old sewer system filled with bodies. The problem is, although Darry and Trish had seen the Creeper dump the bodies, the Creeper had seen them, too. And that armored car behind them looks like it’s coming up on their vehicle pretty fast…
What follows is an intense cat and mouse game as Darry and Trish seek help to uncover the Creeper’s killing spree. (It seems the Creeper had been killing for quite a long time, and using the bodies for… Well, I won’t spoil it.) Here, the film takes a drastic departure from the standard Teen Slasher movie, defying conventions by actually featuring cops with brains. That’s right, ladies and gentlemen, in case you were wondering, it is possible for cops in Teen Slasher movies to have brains. The cops of “Jeepers Creepers” are so helpful to our heroes that their police precinct becomes a sitting duck when the Creeper comes calling, Terminator-style. (The Creeper’s bloody assault on the darkened police precinct is probably the inspiration for a similar police assault in the inferior Teen Slasher movie “Darkness Falls”.)
Taking the whole “breaking the rules” idea to another level, “Jeepers Creepers” ends very unexpectedly and quite abruptly. I was waiting for another 30 minutes of intense fighting when the film suddenly quit on me. (I didn’t see this ending coming at all, and I love the film for it.) Although it could be said that the ending is familiar in the way it leaves plenty of room for a sequel. (The sequel will be released in 2003, if you were wondering.)
The performances by the two young leads are quite good. Justin Long (”Galaxy Quest”) is not your typical Slasher movie kid, and his character actually shows plenty of ingenuity and brains to go along with his curiosity. Gina Philips also defies type as the concerned sister who shows initiative as well as resourcefulness. The two actors perform admirably as sister and brother, and their attempts to save each other throughout the movie are very believable. And no, there’s no superfluous love interest for either sibling. The movie doesn’t have time for that nonsense, since the whole thing takes place in, I believe, a single day.
“Jeepers Creepers” is a bloody and violent movie, but it’s also a really fun movie. The Creeper, it’s revealed, is not exactly human, and if the film can be faulted for anything, it’s showing the Creeper’s true identity much too soon. Beyond that, “Jeepers Creepers” is an atmospheric and terrific movie. It has enough style and originality for a dozen movies of its kind, and Victor Salva’s screenplay is well thought out, well plotted, and despite the presence of a large inhuman killer, quite grounded. In fact, the only reason why the assault on the police precinct surprised me so much wasn’t because it couldn’t happen, but because after seeing so many Teen Slasher movies, I didn’t expect the killer to show itself to the whole world like that.
If I make it seem as if “Jeepers Creepers” is full of surprises, that’s probably because it is. It’s a shame the movie hasn’t gotten enough attention for its unconventional take on what’s already becoming a stale genre. Yes, the film looks familiar, but that’s the beauty of it. It looks familiar, and yet it’s different. God knows Teen Slasher movies can use some injection of fresh blood. It looks like Victor Salva is the man to do it.



Director: Victor Salva
Runtime: 90 mins
Genre: Horror/Suspense
Starring: Justin Long, Gina Philips, Patricia Belcher, Jon Beshara
Theatrical Releas : Aug 31, 2001 Wide




Infestation (2009) Review by Nix


Infestation (2009)




Short Review by Nix: You know the worst thing about sitting through a horror/creature movie where a group of disparate characters are trapped in one locale and forced to put aside their differences and team up in order to survive the menace outside? You can pretty much count on at least one (sometimes more) asshole in the group that will antagonize everyone, and at the same time simply annoy the living crap out of the moviegoer. Screenwriters come up with these asshole characters because they believe it’s an easy way to elicit interpersonal conflict without trying too hard. (Hey, want conflict? Put a KKK guy in the same room with a black dude from the ghetto, and watch the fireworks!) It’s lazy and predictable writing, and of course, the forced conflict annoys to no end. Kyle Rankin, the writer/director of “Infestation” apparently feels the same way, because as soon as he introduces the asshole characters in his movie, he immediately kills them off. Needless to say, I’m gonna like this movie.
“Infestation” wastes little time with its setup: we are introduced to smart-aleck slacker Cooper (Chris Marquette), who has turned his job into one big joke. Unfortunately for Cooper, people have noticed that he’s not a very good employee; fortunately for Cooper, as soon as he’s fired by his boss, a mysterious noise knocks out everyone in the office. By the time Cooper wakes up, he’s covered in cocoon webbing along with everyone in the city. And oh yeah, giants bugs are roaming the hallways of his office building, as well as the streets outside. To make matters worse, these bugs have airborne counterparts that like to drop out of the sky at the most inopportune time and snatch victims off to their nest.
In short order, Cooper meets, saves, and is in turned saved by plucky doctor Sara (Brooke Nevin), the daughter of Cooper’s boss, who has just been snatched off the streets by one of the flying giant bugs. Together, they free other survivors: the hot but fragile Cindy (Kinsey Packard), a father and son, and Leechee (Linda Park), who seems to know an awful lot about insects, poisons, and other strange scientific facts. Together, the survivors devise a plan to brave the city streets and swarm of giant bugs in order to reach Cooper’s father (Ray Wise), a kooky survivalist who happens to have a bomb shelter underneath his home.
The proper label for “Infestation” would be horror-comedy, as it generally doesn’t take itself all that seriously, even though it does drop in the occasional out-of-left-field moments that manage to shock you anyway. A movie like “Infestation”, with its giant bug premise, would come across as silly had it been saddled with a serious script. Fortunately thanks to its laughs, “Infestation” is able to get away with TV movie-level CG effects and a superficial attitude that mirrors its leading man’s personality. In the midst of great personal danger and the potential end of the world, our hero is not above putting the moves on the ladies, though curiously turns down a freebie later in the film.
“Infestation” is fronted by Chris Marquette, playing one of those likeable losers who is a good guy, but somehow manages to get everyone else in trouble along with him because he just doesn’t take anything seriously enough. Marquette makes for an atypical hero, but in a movie with giant flying bugs, is actually preferable over the buff, square-jawed man-of-action archetype. Brooke Nevin, as the spunky love interest, makes a good foil for Cooper. There is actually chemistry between the two leads, which is not an easy feat given that their characters literally meet one moment and fall for each other the next. It’s silly writing, to be sure, but Marquette and Nevin make it cute anyway.
“Infestation” is not going to blow you away, or rank up there as one of the greatest creature features you’ve ever seen. It certainly doesn’t challenge you in terms of genre expectations, but to its credit, the film does do what it set out to do – turn in a fun, no-frills bug movie. For the most part, the script manages to avoid lulls in the running time, and genre veteran Ray Wise backs up a young, mostly unknown but more than capable supporting cast. Direction by Kyle Rankin keeps things moving at a nice fast clip, and provides plenty of thrills, spills, and for those of you who won’t be seeing the film on TV, a little surprise dose of T&A.



Director :Kyle Rankin
Screenpla:  Kyle Rankin
Genre: Horror/Suspense
Cast : Chris Marquette … Cooper
Brooke Nevin … Sara
Kinsey Packard … Cindy
Linda Park … Leechee
E. Quincy Sloan … Hugo
Wesley Thompson … Albert
Ray Wise … Ethan


Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009) Review by Manohla Dargis:




Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009)


Short Review by Manohla Dargis:
Are we there yet? Well, not quite. “Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince,” the latest big-screen iteration of the global phenomenon, is merely the sixth chapter in a now eight-part series that, much like its young hero, played by Daniel Radcliffe, has begun to show signs of stress around the edges, a bit of fatigue, or maybe that’s just my gnawing impatience. Not that the director, David Yates, doesn’t keep things moving and flying and soaring, his cameras slashing through the gloom that has settled onto this epic endeavor like a damp, enveloping fog and at times threatened to snuff out its joy as terminally as a soul-sucking Dementor.
That any sense of play and pleasure remains amid all the doom and the dust, the poisonous potions and murderous sentiments, is partly a testament to the remarkable sturdiness of this movie franchise, which has transformed in subtle and obvious fashion, changing in tandem with the sprouting bodies and slowly evolving personalities of its young, now teenage characters. The series is now almost as old (it took off in 2001) as Harry was when he started his journey, which found the orphan whisked after his 11th birthday from a cramped, tragic nook to Hogwarts, a school of witchcraft and wizardry in a parallel world teeming with wondrous creatures, including an embarrassment of lavishly talented British screen actors.
Surgically adapted by Steve Kloves, who has written all the screenplays save for No. 5, “The Half-Blood Prince” was to be the penultimate film, the corollary to the J. K. Rowling book. Instead, the concluding volume, “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows,” has been deemed hefty enough by Warner Brothers — 784 hardcover pages, 2.4 pounds shipping weight, a fight to the death — to be split into two movies that will hit in late 2010 and summer 2011. Considering that the take for Harry Potter and His Big Pot of Cinematic Gold now totals almost $4.5 billion in international box office, the studio’s reluctance to embrace the end is touchingly obvious.
But, seriously, could we just get on with it? For at least one committed follower of the series, who closed the last chapter on Harry soon after “The Deathly Hallows” was published in 2007, the lag time between the final books and the movies has drained much of the urgency from this screen adaptation, which, far more than any of the previous films, comes across as an afterthought. Mr. Yates, who directed the last movie, “Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix,” which also arrived in summer 2007, does a fine job of keeping Ms. Rowling’s multiple parts in balanced play, nimbly shifting between the action and the adolescent soap operatics. Yet even with a surer directorial touch, he can’t keep the whole thing from feeling like filler.
Not that he doesn’t juice the material for all it’s worth, starting with some preliminary mayhem meant to signal that this isn’t your 10-year-old’s Harry Potter.
After a nod to the last movie’s big finish, with Harry bloodied but victorious, the new picture opens in London, where an office filled with nonmagical humans (Muggles, in Rowling-speak) are staring out the high-rise windows — as slack-jawed, presumably, as those filling theater seats — at sinister gray clouds surging in the sky. Suddenly three plumes of black smoke, Death Eaters in fast, fuming motion, cut through the moody overhead dome, race through the streets and wobble the pedestrian-only Millennium Bridge that slings across the Thames, snapping cables, fatally upending human bodies and further unnerving the wizardly world.
If you haven’t been keeping up with the story, well, there’s always Wikipedia. Although Mr. Kloves has done an admirable job tailoring Ms. Rowling’s progressively longer and baggier books, he or, perhaps more accurately, the series’s producers have not made many concessions for the uninitiated. If you have kept pace, you will grasp why Dumbledore (the invaluable Michael Gambon), the headmaster of Hogwarts, has placed so much trust in Harry, a callow student with prodigious wizard gifts and little discernable personality. The chosen one, Harry has been commissioned to destroy the too-little-seen evildoer Voldemort, a sluglike ghoul usually played by Ralph Fiennes (alas, seen only briefly this time out) and here played, in his early embodied form as Tom Riddle, by the excellent young actors Hero Fiennes Tiffin and Frank Dillane.
There must be a factory where the British mint their acting royalty: Hero, who plays the dark lord as a spectrally pale, creepy child of 11, is Ralph Fiennes’s nephew, and Frank is the son of the terrific actor Stephen Dillane (Thomas Jefferson in the HBO mini-series “John Adams”). The younger Mr. Dillane, who plays Voldemort at 16, conveys the seductiveness of evil with small, silky smiles he bestows like dangerous gifts on Jim Broadbent’s Horace Slughorn, a professor whose trembling jowls suggest a deeper tremulousness. When Slughorn, the fear almost visibly leaking from his body, shares the secret of immortality with Voldemort, you feel, much as when Ralph Fiennes raged through “Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire” in 2005, that something vital is at stake.
If that sense of exigency rarely materializes in “The Half-Blood Prince,” it’s partly because the series finale is both too close and too far away and partly because Mr. Radcliffe and his co-stars Emma Watson and Rupert Grint, as Harry’s friends Hermione and Ron, have grown up into three prettily manicured bores. Unlike the veterans, notably the sensational Alan Rickman, who invests his character, Prof. Severus Snape, with much-needed ambiguity, drawing each word out with exquisite luxury, bringing to mind a buzzard lazily pulling at entrails, Mr. Radcliffe in particular proves incapable of the most crucial cinematic magic. Namely the alchemical transformation of dialogue into something that feels like passion, something that feels real and true and makes you as wild for Harry as for all those enticingly dark forces.
“Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince” is rated PG (Parental guidance suggested). The movie is more suggestively than overtly violent, though sometimes rather intense.




Director: David Yates
Starring: Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Emma Watson, Tom Felton
Runtime: 2 hrs 33 mins
Genre: Science-Fiction/Fantasy
Music: Nicholas 






Galaxy Quest (1999) Review by Nix:


Galaxy Quest (1999)




Short Review by Nix: “Galaxy Quest” is a fanboy’s wet dream, and one hell of a movie concept. Its concept is so good I have to ask myself why no one has thought of it before. It’s just so perfect for a movie. We are asked this question: “What would happen if the cast of an old sci-fi TV show (say, ‘Star Trek’) suddenly became real-life versions of their characters?” The answer comes in the form of “Galaxy Quest,” which introduces the question then proceeds to answer it with great flair.
Tim Allen (TV’s “Home Improvement”) leads a stellar cast as Jason Nesmith, the egotistical actor of the movie’s fake TV show (think William Shatner, only with more hair). Nesmith is recruited by nonviolent aliens from another galaxy who have been receiving transmissions of Nesmith’s TV show and believes them to be actual “documentation” of Nesmith’s “journeys” across the stars. (The aliens don’t know what a TV show is, or even what a “lie” is).
While Nesmith, who has been feeling the pinch to his wallet as well as his ego, takes to being treated as a real space Captain with gusto, his stunned TV crew isn’t so sure. When it’s learned that the aliens have recruited Nesmith not just to run a real-life version of his TV starship, but also to face off against a scary lizard-like alien, things turn ugly. Can this group of fake space explorers battle a real villain? As one character states worriedly, “We’re actors, not astronauts!”
“Galaxy Quest” has a lot going for it. The special effects is quite good, even though in a movie that parodies TV sci-fi shows bad special effects wouldn’t have mattered a bit. In fact, if the effects had been laughable, or purposely bad, the movie could really have achieve a “cheese” factor by reminding people just how silly “Star Trek”’s effects were in its time.
What really makes the film work is its cast, including Sigourney Weaver as a not-too-bright blonde who is also Nesmith’s love interest on and off the show. Alan Rickman is a classically trained (and stuffy) British actor who plays a Spock-like character; Rickman hates that he’s constantly being upstaged by Nesmith during their reunions at sci-fi conventions. Another treat is the presence of Tony Shalhoub as Fred Kwan, the Scottie-like engineer who has a deadpan delivery and an attitude that makes one think Scottie might have been smoking something in Engineering whenever the Captain’s back was turned.
Another great character is Sam Rockwell as Guy, a “red shirt” character whose sole job on the show is to get killed off, and who is terrified of being killed for real once he realizes what he’s gotten into. (”Star Trek” popularized the notion of “Red Shirt” characters because, as fans like to point out, the first crewmate to get killed whenever the cast beams down to a planet is the unnamed guy in the red shirt.) Because he’s supposed to be killed off in every show, Guy’s character doesn’t even have a name! His paranoia at this status as the “red shirt guy” is pure gold.
It’s hard not to like “Galaxy Quest,” and anyone who has seen more than the occasional episode of “Star Trek” will have a blast and a half.
There is a moment early in the film when Nesmith is in a bathroom stall at a sci-fi convention and overhears fans ridiculing him and his inability to leave the TV show behind. This heartbreaking moment justifies our cheering for Nesmith when he’s finally given the chance to actually prove his worth as a “space captain.”
The above scene also makes me wonder how many times William Shatner has felt like that, since for every fan that adores Shatner, there’s probably one that snickers at the mention of his name. Tim Allen’s fictional Nesmith gets the chance to prove himself, but I doubt if real-life aliens will ever come down to Earth and ask Shatner for his help to battle a large lizard with an eye patch.



Director : Dean Parisot
Screenplay : David Howard, Robert Gordon
Cast : Tim Allen …. Jason Nesmith Sigourney Weaver …. Gwen DeMarco
Alan Rickman …. Alex
Tony Shalhoub …. Fred Kwan
Sam Rockwell …. Guy Fleegman
Daryl Mitchell …. Tommy Webber
Enrico Colantoni …. Mathesar
Runtime : 1 hr 42 mins
Genre : Comedies







The Gods Must Be Crazy (1990) Review by Chris Hicks:


The Gods Must Be Crazy (1990)



Short Review by Chris Hicks:
Writer-director Jamie Uys was bound to attempt a sequel to his charming, hilarious "The Gods Must Be Crazy" of a few years ago, especially since it surprised everyone by becoming an international hit. And he was ultimately doomed to fail in his attempt to equal the naive simplicity of that effort.
And yet "The Gods Must Be Crazy II" is still a pretty good movie in its own right, an it's the same, but different mode.
Instead of going for laugh after laugh, as the first film did, "Gods II" settles into a particular direction, building characterizations and laughs, most of the latter coming in the film's second half.
There are, as you might expect, great similarities to the first film. The main story line is again about the gentle bushman named Xi (pronounced "Key," again played by N!Xau, the only returning cast-member), whose people live in the deadly Kalahari desert, and his efforts to deal with encroaching "civilization." And again this is only one of several plots that play separately until they eventually collide for the film's climax.
This time Xi is forced to wander from his village to try and find his two children, who have been inadvertently kidnapped by a pair of ivory poachers.
Meanwhile, a dignified New York lawyer (Lena Farugia) finds herself lost in the Kalahari with a naturalist (Hans Strydom), in a plot similar to the first film's city-bred schoolteacher lost in the Kalahari with a klutzy naturalist. This time, however, it is the woman who is the klutz.
Then there are the poachers, trying to get their booty out of the bush and into the hands of their employer. There are also two soldiers — an African and a Cuban — who try to capture each other as prisoners of war.
As with the first film, the plots are all intercut until they eventually merge, there is an eccentric airplane instead of a jeep, the woman's dress keeps getting pulled up over her head, Xi berates "the gods" for the strange behavior of the more "civilized" people he meets, and eventually Xi saves the day.
The best of all comes from N!Xau, whose naive innocence is the film's anchor. The plot elements that involve him and/or his two children (charmingly played by Eiros and Nadies) are what hold the picture together.
"The Gods Must Be Crazy II" benefits from writer-director Uys' natural instincts for sweetness, gentle comedy and his keen sense of slapstick timing — the latter an almost extinct trait. But, like the first film, he tends to undermine some of that by speeding up the movement for a "Keystone Kops" look.
There are also technical weaknesses, such as low-budget special effects, especially obvious during a sequence where the plane flies above a storm, and the clouds are obviously paintings. And occasionally there are shots in scenes that don't match, as if some were filmed on 35mm stock and others on 16mm, then blown up to 35mm.
Farugia and Strydom have little of the charm of their counterparts in the first film, and their " `Crocodile' Dundee"-style hijinks are not nearly as inventive.
Still, there's all too little sweetness in movies today, and this one provides enough gentle humor that it qualifies as a genuine family movie, as opposed to "Ernest Goes to Jail" and "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles," which are children's movies.
"The Gods Must Be Crazy II" is rated PG for profanity, though there isn't much, and violence, of which there is much less than in the original "The Gods Must Be Crazy."





Director: Jamie Uys
Runtime: 1 hr 38 mins
Genre: Comedies
Starring: N!Xau, Lena Farugia, Hans Strydom, Erick Bowen


The Gods Must Be Crazy (1984) Review By David Terr


The Gods Must Be Crazy (1984)


Short Review By David Terr :
"The Gods Must Be Crazy" is a very entertaining and educational film about the Kung Bushmen, an African tribe from the Kalahare Desert in Botswana in southern Africa. The film cleverly contrasts their lives to those of "civilized men".
The movie involves three subplots which come together by the end. The main plot involves a tribe of Kung Bushmen, who one day discover a Coke bottle, which had been dropped from a plane. Not knowing what it is, the tribe discover several uses for "the thing". They end up fighting over it, whence they decide that it is evil. Xi (N!Xau), a young member of the tribe, decides to throw it off the edge of the earth.
A second plot involves a bumbling microbiologist, who's asked to drive a dilapidated truck to meet a new schoolteacher. He's very uncomfortable around women and ends up making a fool of himself repeatedly around her.
The third plot involves a gang of political terrorists, who attempt to assassinate the president of their country in central Africa. They end up killing three member of the cabinet and fleeing to Botswana.
Eventually Xi encounters the microbiologist and his friend as well as the schoolteacher. He thinks they're gods at first and tries to return the Coke bottle to them, but they won't take it. Xi gets in trouble when he kills a goat with a bow and arrow without realizing the goat was the property of a boy. The police arrest him and sentence him to three months in jail, but the microbiologist and his friend manage to get him released into their custody.
One day, the gang of terrorists, while being pursued, end up kidnapping the class of the schoolteacher. The leader of the gang makes them march through the desert, signalling for the delivery of food every 20 miles. Eventually Xi spots the children and the biologist devises a clever plan to free them from the terrorists. He asks Xi to sting them with small pellets filled with a tranquilizing agent, which makes them fall asleep. He then rounds them up, including two Xi had missed because they were hiding in the bushes playing cards.
Having freed the hostages, Xi is allowed to leave. Eventually he comes to a big cliff with a thick layer of clouds below, which looks to him like the edge of the earth, and throws the bottle off.




Director : Jamie Uys 
Runtime: 1 hr 49 mins  
Genre : Comedies 
Starring: Marius Weyers, Sandra Prinsloo, Louw Verwey, N!Xau





                                                                                                                           


Private Eye (2009) review By James Mudge


Private Eye (2009)



Sort review By James Mudge: “Private Eye” offers a twist on the recent trend of modern noir detective stories by adopting a period setting, making for a change from the usual tortured cops, car chases and neon alleyways. The film marks the debut outing for Korean director Park Dae Min, and was a high profile production, boasting an impressive cast including the award winning Hwang Jung Min (“A Man Who Was Superman”), young rising star Ryu Deok Hwan (who recently impressed as a murderer in “Our Town”) and popular actress Uhm Ji Won (also in the excellent horror opus “Epitaph”).
The film is set in Seoul in 1910, and begins as a young medical student called Kwang Su (Ryu Deok Hwan) discovers a corpse in the woods, and decides to take it home to use for anatomy practice. Unfortunately for him, the body turns out to be that of the missing son of a politician, who will stop at nothing to have him found. Understandably fearful of being accused of the killing, Kwang Su hires private detective Jin Ho (Hwang Jung Min) to track down the real murderer. Jin Ho takes on the case, which is a step up from his usual work tracking down cheating wives, though matters rapidly become more complicated as further bodies turns up and it becomes clear that there is a deadly conspiracy afoot.
The central mystery of “Private Eye” is an engaging one, essential for this type of film, and though it progresses via a series of well-timed revelations rather than thanks to any real detective work on Jin Ho’s part, it manages to keep the viewer interested. There are a number of twists and turns, some of which are predictable and a few of which are pleasingly left-field, and Park does a good job of switching the focus from the question of ‘who’ to the more important ‘why’ as the film progresses from simple murder mystery to sinister conspiracy.
Although fairly typical for this type of film, Jin Ho makes for a good protagonist, mainly since whilst Park allows him enough room to be roguish and slightly comical, he is basically played straight rather than for laughs. Hwang Jung Min does manage to convey a vague sense of moral conflict, or at least of unfulfilled ambitions, which proves essential during the latter stages when things turn more serious. The film does build gradually from light hearted shenanigans and the photographing of infidelity to something much darker, and by the time all the cards are on the table it does venture into some pretty harsh territory and grim subject matter. Ryu Deok Hwan is also on good form, managing to avoid coming across as too much of a green youngster, though unfortunately Uhm Ji Won is rather wasted in a pointless role as Jin Ho’s distant possible love interest, who does at least have the honour of providing him with some fairly useful gadgets.
Although the film has a familiar premise – a cocky though brilliant sleuth, his young sidekick, his somewhat detached relationship with a mysterious woman, and his problems with authority figures – the period setting does give it rather a different feel. Director Park’s style a mix of polish and grit, which works well to ground the film whilst allowing for some handsome production values and impressive visuals. He shows a keen eye for detail, bringing the historical setting to life without being overly ornate, making good use of both urban and rural settings.
The film certainly benefits from being more grounded and realistic than other similarly set efforts, and it makes for atmospheric and involving viewing. Park helps to keep things moving along at a good pace by throwing in a good amount of action alongside all the head scratching, with some impressive set pieces, most notably a “Bourne” style marketplace chase scene, complete with characters leaping over ramshackle rooftops. The film has its fair share of rough moments, with some occasional scenes of strong violence, bloody surgery and rotten corpses. Combined with a subplot revolving around drug abuse, this gives it a valuable hard edge which again serves very well during the final act.
As such, “Private Eye” is the kind of film which offers viewers the best of both worlds, working well both as a fairly straightforward and entertaining popcorn hit, and as a well crafted and tough thriller. Slickly directed, its period setting helps it to stand out from the recent rush of other noir-themed films, as does Hwang Jung Min’s charismatic lead performance, making it a highly enjoyable and occasionally quite suspenseful thriller.





Director: Park Dae-min
Screenplay: Lee Yeong-joong, Park Dae-min, Yoon Seon-hee
Cast: Hwang Jeong-min, Ryoo Deok-hwan, Oh Dal-soo, Eom Ji-won, Yoon Je-moon, Joo Da-yeong



Review By James Mudge

The Fast and the Furious Trilogy (2001) Review :


(2001)




Short Review : The 2001 hit "The Fast and the Furious" hearkens back to the auto-centric B-movies of the 1960s and 1970s, bringing the relatively underground culture of speed racing to mainstream attention. As in the "hot rod" movies of decades past, the tricked-out automobiles are the main stars, and indeed the lead cast members were relatively unknown or just on the brink of stardom at the time of the film's production. That the film turned into a surprise success and has managed to spawn three sequels in its wake demonstrates how easily young audiences can be mesmerized by fast-paced, colorful eye candy.

The film begins as rookie driver Brian O'Conner (Paul Walker) attempts to immerse himself in the street racing culture of Los Angeles. He is initially laughed at and humiliated, but after helping one of the leading drivers, Dominic Toretto (Vin Diesel), escape from the police, he is given a chance to show his skills. Unbeknownst to the other racers, however, Brian is actually an undercover police officer who is monitoring the illegal activity of this underground culture. But Brian's loyalties are severely tested as he finds himself increasingly drawn to the exciting and gaudy lifestyle of the street racers and to Dominic's younger sister Mia (Jordana Brewster).

To call the plot that strings the frequent and over-the-top racing sequences together thin would be quite an understatement. The story is so weak and uninteresting that, quite honestly, I barely remembered what the film was about after it ended. Part of the problem is that when characters are not racing at breakneck speed, the movie as a whole ceases to move. The dynamic that is built up between Brian and Dominic, as they are at once rivals and friends, and as Dominic is alternately trusting and suspicious of Brian, is never developed beyond a rudimentary level. All of the character relationships are superficial at best, including Brian and Mia's puppy love and Dominic's more passionate romance with the butch Letty (Michelle Rodriguez). What's worse is that director Rob Cohen treats all of these elements with reverent seriousness, failing both to see how ineffectual they are and to recognize that the target audience of this film has no interest in them.

"The Fast and the Furious" only truly pulsates with adrenaline when the characters stop talking and expend their energy on the open road. But while these sequences are filled with impressive stunt work and visual effects, even they fail to elevate the movie beyond a sluggish pace. The action is empty without interesting characters at its core, and even at its most violent, the movie just does not have enough substance to make the races or chases worth caring about.



Director: Rob Cohen
Genre: Action/Adventure
Starring: Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, Michelle Rodriguez, Jordana Brewster
Theatrical Release: Jun 22, 2001 Wide
Runtime: 1 hr 47 mins









The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift (2006) Review :


 The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift (2006)


Short Review : The third installment of the "F&F" franchise is an in-name-only sequel, bearing no connection to the previous entries (until the final reel...). An updating (or rip-off) of sorts of "Rebel Without a Cause" (1955), this movie finds troubled teen Sean Boswell (Lucas Black) shipped off to live with his estranged father in Tokyo when his mother grows tired of dealing with his constant drag-racing antics. Blowing off his dad's stern warning against getting mixed up with cars, Sean immediately gravitates toward a clique of students at his new high school who are dedicated to the motorsport of "drifting," a phenomenon in which drivers forcefully oversteer their vehicle as they approach a turn in order to set the car in a near 180-degree movement. Laughed at by the predominately Japanese students who see him only as an outsider, Sean finds friendship with a black stereotype called Twinkie (Bow Wow), who has ingratiated himself among the Japanese students with his seemingly bottomless bag of hot items (including laptops, sneakers, and iPods).

Sean quickly sets his sights on Neela (Nathalie Kelley), a young woman of ambiguous nationality who is dating the lead "drifter" and school bully, D. K. (Brian Tee). After Sean humiliates himself by disastrously attempting to "drift" against D. K., he becomes the protégé of Han (Sung Kang), an expert "drifter" who takes a liking to him and sees an opportunity to make some money by training Sean as his new racer. Eventually, however, conflict ensues between former friends Han and D. K., and pretty soon D. K. has to bring his Japanese Mafioso uncle (Sonny Chiba) into the picture. That's right, his Japanese Mafioso uncle.

Moving the franchise to Japan only serves the purpose of making this entry even more visually delirious than its predecessors as Tokyo is captured in all of its neon glory. Stylistically, director Justin Lin adds nothing new, and the innovation of adding "drifting" to the racing sequences wears thin after the first action scene. This movie probably features the most preposterous story thus far, but like the second movie, it thankfully doesn't seem to take itself too seriously and can be appreciated as inoffensive stupidity.

"Tokyo Drift" should by all rights have been a direct-to-DVD release with its no-name cast and phoned-in production. It reaches a level of mediocrity that leaves the previous entries in the dust, and it plays up so many cultural stereotypes that I find it hard to believe any Japanese actors appeared in it at all. The film is so by-the-numbers that even by this franchise's standards it is hackneyed and predictable. For a series that had next to no artistic integrity in the first place, this sequel marks the point at which it straddles the threshold between mindless entertainment and heartless commerce, but the actors (particularly Sonny Chiba) seem just self-aware enough to anchor it safely on the edge.

Speaking of commerce, Universal Home Video has given this trilogy the royal treatment on Blu-ray, providing hours of supplemental material for movies that are hardly worth watching on their own. The transfers for all three films are presented in 1080p high definition and look excellent. Each reveals a good amount of film grain while exhibiting sharp detail, nicely saturated colors, rich black levels, and stunning clarity. All three films are presented in 2.35:1 widescreen. You couldn't ask for these films to look better than they do on these Blu-ray releases.

Audio is excellent across the board as well. Each disc offers a 5.1 DTS HD Master Audio track. The multi-channel distribution is utilized exceedingly well in the action sequences, helping to create a palpable aural experience. The sounds of these flashy cars racing through obstacle courses can be intense and thundering, but never harsh. Dialogue and music are integrated well without being drowned out by the powerful effects. This is reference quality audio. French and Spanish 5.1 DTS tracks are also available, as well as French, and Spanish subtitles and English closed captions.

Each film is accompanied by a copious amount of bonus features, most of which have been carried over from the original DVD and HD-DVD releases. All three feature audio commentaries by their respective directors (Rob Cohen, John Singleton, and Justin Lin). These commentaries are pretty straightforward and offer the expected tidbits. In addition, each disc offers a "My Scenes" feature, allowing viewers to isolate and save selected clips, and U-Control viewing options with Picture-in-Picture features, technical specs, and other activities. All three are BD-live enabled and encoded for D-Box Motion Code use.

A few high-definition features are offered for "The Fast and the Furious," beginning with "Dom's Charger," a four-minute piece about the car driven by Vin Diesel in the film's climax. Next is the 10-minute "Quarter Mile at a Time," featuring interviews with current and former street racers and the film's technical advisers. A "Video Mash-up" feature provides viewers with video and musical options to edit their own promo. Standard definition features start off with six very brief deleted scenes with option commentary from Rob Cohen. These all look very rough and "digitized." "Hot Off the Street" is apparently yet another group of deleted scenes, this time without commentary. A brief public service announcement featuring Paul Walker promoting save driving comes next. This is followed by "The Making of The Fast and the Furious," an 18-minute promotional piece. An alternate ending follows. "Tricking Out a Hot Import Car" is a curious piece featuring Playboy Playmate Dalene Kurtis learning how to pimp her ride from technical advisor Craig Lieberman. Kurtis' presence is clearly gratuitous. Next is a six-minute prelude to "2 Fast 2 Furious," a wordless short film showing what happens to Paul Walker's character between the first two films. Viewers are next treated to multiple camera angles of the climactic stunt sequence and a composite special effects scene. This is followed by a five-minute piece on the editing of a violent scene to secure a PG-13 rating. There are also a four-minute visual effects montage, a storyboard-to-final-feature comparison, sneak peek at "2 Fast 2 Furious," music videos for Ja Rule's "Furious," Caddillac Tah's "Pow City Anthem," and Saliva's "Click Click Boom," a soundtrack spot, and a theatrical trailer.

"2 Fast 2 Furious" is accompanied by two high-def features: "Fast Females" and "Hollywood Impact." The first takes an eight-minute look at the female characters from all three films in this trilogy as well as the new fourth film, the brilliantly titled "Fast and Furious." The second feature lasts 13 minutes and features critics (including Leonard Maltin) and crew members discussing pretty much every popular movie and TV series owned by Universal that involves cars, from "American Graffiti" and "Smokey and the Bandit" to "Knight Rider" and "Magnum P.I." to "Back to the Future" and the "Bourne" films. Following this is the same prelude to the film that was featured on the previous disc. A collection of deleted scenes are offered with brief intros by John Singleton and editor Bruce Cannon. Next we have a blooper reel. "Inside 2 Fast 2 Furious" is a 10-minute making-of feature. "Actor Driving School" offers brief clips of Tyrese, Paul Walker, and Devon Aoki (who had never driven before) learning some basic stunt work for the driving scenes. "Tricking Out a Hot Import" lasts three minutes and once again features Playboy Playmate Dalene Curtis and car guru Craig Lieberman. There is a five-minute featurette on the film's stunts. "Making Music with Ludacris" lasts five minutes and features rapper and cast member Chris "Ludacris" Bridges talking about his music for the film. Up next are actor spotlights on Tyrese, Walker, and Aoki and car spotlights on the various models used in the film. A couple of extended scenes rounds out this disc.

"The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift" includes three high-def features, beginning with a 17-minute "Making of the Fast Franchise," which chronicles the production of all four movies. Some footage is repeated from the previous two making-of docs. "Drift: The Sideways Craze" is an hour-long documentary on the sport of "drifting." This is by far the most substantial feature included in this box set. A "Custom-Made Drifter" feature allows viewers to design their own car and watch a clip from the movie with their design inserted. The standard features are headed by 11 deleted scenes with optional commentary by Justin Lin. "Drifting School" lasts eight minutes and features the cast taking lessons. "Cast Cam" provides four minutes of personal video footage taking by one of the supporting actors on set. "The Big Breakdown: Han's Last Ride" lasts nine minutes and examines the film's major centerpiece. The 11-minute "Tricked Out to Drift" looks at the various cars used in the movie and their impressive makeovers. "Welcome to Drifting" offers six minutes of the cast and crew giving their thoughts on the sport. "The Real Drift King" provides a four-minute interview with professional "drifter" Keiichi Tsuchiya. This is followed by "The Japanese Way," a 10-minute featurette on the location shooting in Tokyo. Rounding out the disc are music videos for Don Omar's "Conteo" and Far* East Movement's "Round Round."

Finally, each movie is contained within its own keep case, accompanied by a bonus disc with a digital copy of the respective film. It is quite a long haul to make it through all of these features, and fans have certainly not been left wanting for supplemental material. With all of the warnings to viewers not to imitate the stunts preceding most of the featurettes, I sometimes felt like I was watching a collection of "Jackass" shorts, and while much of the content here is promotional in nature, there is enough informative material to make this worthwhile.

Taken as a whole, the "Fast and the Furious" trilogy amounts to a whole lot of airheaded action that may be fun for some and a waste to others. These films were clearly not meant to be great artistic works, but how entertaining you find these movies will depend greatly on your tolerance for over-the-top action and uninteresting characters. Universal has done a ridiculously impressive job with this package, but I can't help lamenting the lack of similar treatment for more worthy titles. For fans of this franchise, this is a no-brainer.




Director: Justin Lin
Theatrical Release: Jun 16, 2006 Wide
Genre: Action/Adventure
Starring: Bow Wow, Lucas Black, Sung Kang, Zachery Ty Bryan
Runtime: 1 hr 46 mins








2 Fast 2 Furious ( 2003) Review :


2 Fast 2 Furious ( 2003)


Short Review : If the first movie was a lemon, the sequel is a lesson in turning lemons into ultra-sour lemon candy. Like the high-octane vehicles on display, everything that fell flat in "The Fast and the Furious" has been revved up, tricked out, and colorfully saturated to ridiculously excessive proportions in John Singleton's follow-up. As a result, the film succeeds in being fast-paced entertainment not because it is good, but because it is so very, very deliciously bad.

Paul Walker returns as Brian O'Conner, now a full-time street racer in Miami since quitting the police force after the events of the previous film. On the run from the police, he is finally caught by sexy undercover officer Monica Fuentes (Eva Mendes). He is called in to resume undercover duty as a street racer in a plot to bring down drug lord supreme Carter Verone (Cole Hauser), the greasiest Latino this side of a Spaghetti Western, who uses street racers to do his bidding. By completing this mission, Brian's offenses will be cleared. He is allowed to choose one fellow racer to help him on this mission, and so he chooses estranged friend and newly released prisoner Roman Pearce (Tyrese) in order to make amends for having stood by while Roman was arrested three years earlier.

This so-called story, like its predecessor, is little more than an excuse to showcase tanned bodies driving candy-colored rides at incredible speeds. Apparently realizing how ludicrous the whole thing is, screenwriters Michael Brandt and Derek Haas seem to have decided that if you can't beat 'em, join 'em, turning what is essentially rehashed drive-in fare into delirious camp. The half-baked buddy-flick dynamic between Walker and Vin Diesel from the previous film is reduced even further here to an endless repetition of Walker and Tyrese calling each other "bruh" and "cuz." Cementing the film as a live-action anime, we have Devon Aoki as a cute, Japanese shôjo in place of Michelle Rodriguez's über feminist. And the racing is taken to heights of absurdity that make "The Dukes of Hazzard" look comparatively static.

The movie has nothing going for it in the way of real quality. The acting is uniformly underwhelming, even by veteran James Remar as a pissy U.S. customs agent with a vendetta against Brian. Paul Walker exhibits more of the same boneheaded affability he displayed in the first movie, which makes him somewhat appealing but totally unconvincing as a police officer. While Vin Diesel was no master thespian, Tyrese is a pale comparison for screen presence. Singleton's direction is undistinguished, serving only the necessary function of showcasing the action.

What it has going for it is Brandt and Haas' screenplay, which makes it pretty clear that they do not take this franchise half as seriously as everybody else seems to. The movie glides along from one tacky set piece to another, including one of the most stupefyingly ridiculous torture scenes I have encountered in quite a while. The movie could almost work as absurdist comedy if everyone else was as astutely aware of how awful it is, but as it stands, it is the best film in the trilogy simply because it provides the guiltiest pleasure. The philosophy here is when you can't make high art, make high trash.

Directed by: John Singleton 
Written by: Michael Brandt
Derek Haas
Genre(s): Suspense/Thriller
Release Date:Theatrical: June 6, 2003
DVD: September 30, 2003
Running Time: 100 minutes, Color
Origin: USA




Kingdom of Heaven (2005) Review by Jacob


 Kingdom of Heaven (2005)

Short Review  by Jacob : Ridley Scott’s “Kingdom of Heaven”, although employing the Crusades as the backdrop of religious history, is just about as religiously ascetic as a movie of this kind can be, and as such it tends to loom over the subject material. It is more about how the characters are affected by the events around them in human terms. Fanaticism is motivated by fear or greed, and doubt and humility and respect are the purest forms of religious expression. And so the Kingdom of Heaven may not be so much a place as a journey, both personal and intimate.
This journey is undertaken by Balian (Orlando Bloom), a blacksmith who abandons life in France and travels to Jerusalem after his wife’s suicide, which was brought about by their son’s death. A title card at the outset informs us that Christians and Muslims co-habitat Jerusalem in an unstable peace. It appears that the Holy Land is just for rent. It has been said by other critics that Orlando Bloom here feels like nothing more than a human placeholder for a better actor, but the script appears to have its limitations as well. Balian is too stilted to be tender and too morose to be tenacious. But he does make a convincing leader because he is the first to fight for his convictions.
Still, there is a generous vitality returned to the film via the Director’s Cut that had seemingly been strip-mined from the theatrical version. Like Sergio Leone’s “Once Upon  a Time in America” before it, much need characterization is restored post-mortem, such as the clarity of Balian’s relationship with his brother and the sidestory involving Sibylla (Eva Green) and her son. Because of the hatchet job, the theatrical version did quite poorly in the US. Instead of being sold based on its contemplative issues, it was marketed as an action film.
kingdom-of-heaven3But “Kingdom of Heaven” barely functions on that kind of level. Violence comes suddenly and without expectation. Murder is perpetrated quickly and often. Battles are edited for their narrative and not for their action, occasionally ending without resolution (there is one part in the film where soldiers are fighting along a breached wall, and the scene shifts gradually to the end of the battle a few hours later, the motion of life coming to a dreary halt like cooling magma, the soldiers becoming about as lively as stones). Thus, the pacing so endemic to the large war scenes in “Lord of the Rings” and “Troy” is missing here. There is no buildup or catharsis, no catch and release. Though the choreography is dazzling, there is little thrill in their motions; only blood and violence and the kinetic energy rush that guards them every moment from death. Running throughout the film is a viable cynicism about war. This is in direct contradiction to Ridley Scott’s 2000 film “Gladiator”, in which violence sets Maximus free. Perhaps we are seeing here two sides of the same man.
The Middle Ages present problems, I think, for any filmmaker, since it lacks the extravagance of ancient times and the elegance of modern day, but “Kingdom of Heaven” is presented from beginning to end with a strong visual flourish. Any cinematic idiot can drench the screen in a blue to evoke fraudulent emotions, but Scott has such an eye for lighting and placement here that he knows exactly how to dictate his expectant feelings to us. The opening frame is of a blue landscape with the dark silhouette of a lone cross dominating the landscape and squeezing out the tiny Crusaders, while snow flies like ash in the wind. It almost has a sort of spectral ferocity to it. The costumes and set designs and music are so integral to the film that the setting itself becomes animated, taking on a life of its own.
kingdom-of-heavenEdward Norton, who in the past has worked the passive/aggressive thing well, defies all range here and plays one of the most unexpected parts in so eerie and enduring of a character, King Baldwin of Jerusalem, that all of his past roles seem hidden away beneath his mask. Like Tom Cruise in “Tropic Thunder”, except even more unrecognizable, his tricks are concealed right in front of us.
The best men in this film such as Balian and Baldwin are those who struggle with their decisions, humbled in light of their obvious faults, and are wary of the consequences of ideologies. When the Muslim leader Saladin picks up a fallen cross and places it respectfully on the table, it almost brings some hope that there can be peace in this world.


Director: Ridley Scott 
screenplay: William Monahan
CAST: Orlando Bloom … Balian
Eva Green … Sibylla
Jeremy Irons … Tiberias
Marton Csokas … Guy of Lusignan
Brendan Gleeson … Raynald of Chatillon
Edward Norton … King Baldwin of Jerusalem
David Thewlis … Hospitaller
Liam Neeson … Godfrey of Ibelin
Ghassan Massoud … Saladin
Alexander Siddig … Imad ad-Din
Michael Sheen … priest
Theatrical Release: May 6, 2005 Wide
Runtime: 3 hrs 14 mins
Genre: Action/Adventure

    Review  by Jacob

Eagle Eye (2009) Review by Sonny Bunch :



                                                                      Eagle Eye (2009)

Short Review  by Sonny Bunch :
"Eagle Eye" is a totally derivative, unoriginal techno-thriller, cribbing scenes and ideas from films as diverse as "North by Northwest," "2001: A Space Odyssey" and "War Games." But it's also thoroughly entertaining, with a fun cast and a plot that moves quickly from crisis to crisis, action scene to action scene.
In other words, it's perfect summertime fare. Please ignore the date (we've officially entered fall, after all) and strap in for the ride.
The movie kicks off deep within the Pentagon. It seems that a high-value terrorist target might be on the move, and Secretary of Defense Callister (Michael Chiklis) has been called in to pull the trigger. With just a 51 percent likelihood of an identity match — determined from video/voice info culled from cell phones and satellite imagery — Callister (and the computer running the command center) suggest terminating the mission. The president pushes ahead, however, firing on what might be a funeral and sparking international backlash.
The action shifts to Jerry Shaw (Shia LaBeouf), a clever but unmotivated slacker who dropped out of Stanford. After the death of his overachieving twin brother, Jerry comes home to find his bank account full of cash and his apartment full of explosives. A mysterious woman calls Jerry and tells him to run, that the FBI (embodied by Billy Bob Thornton's agent Morgan) is hot on his trail.
Meanwhile, the same mysterious woman is simultaneously on the phone with Rachel (Michelle Monaghan), informing her that if she doesn't do exactly what she's told, her young son will die. The voice is always a step ahead, viewing events in real time through cell phones, closed-circuit televisions and anything else connected to the Internet.
This is the latest in a long strain of films worried about technology wreaking havoc with our lives. Remember the silly mid-'90s identify-theft thriller "The Net" and the silly early-'80s Matthew Broderick picture "War Games"? Combine the two, and you get the silly late-'00's Shia LaBeouf picture "Eagle Eye."
"Eagle Eye" is far flashier than either of its intellectual forerunners, and it has a far better cast: Mr. Thornton should be used in every big-budget film that calls for a sarcastic federal agent, and Rosario Dawson turns in a fine performance as his liaison with the Air Force's investigative branch.
The film's leads also are quite good. Mr. LaBeouf continues his run as the premier "normal guy" action hero, while Miss Monaghan does solid work as his co-conspirator. Both do a good job of grounding a silly, unrealistic picture in a little bit of normalcy.
D.J. Caruso's direction is sure and steady, with one notable exception: A car chase near the beginning of the film could have been fantastic; high-speed inner-city driving, flipping police cars and automated cranes plucking vehicles off the street midchase make for great shots.
It's too bad, then, that you can't see what's going on. The action cuts in and out so quickly and the camera's movements are so insanely shaky that it's nearly impossible to see what's happening. The hand-held camera has its place, but it's a privilege, not a right. Mr. Caruso should learn not to abuse it quite so much.


Director: D.J. Caruso
Runtime: 1 hr 58 mins
Theatrical Release:Sep 26, 2008 Wide
Genre: Action/Adventure 
Starring: Shia LaBeouf, Michelle Monaghan, Rosario Dawson, Michael Chiklis